♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
Ugh! Gotta tell ya, Dino,
I can't wait to get this general-services gig outta the way.
That poolside is calling my name and it's saying, like:
-"Hey, Cupcake, come hang out on me." -Hey, who do you think
-messed up all these towels anyway? -Not our problem, Dino.
We just pick 'em up and then we relax 'em up.
Agreed. We work hard, so we gotta lounge hard.
You know, we do work hard, Dino. Like, so hard.
Oh, yeah. Like, metal-hard. Like the element and the music.
Like a math problem. Like 4, 4 + 4.
-4, 4 + 4? -So, yeah, anyways, we work hard.
Yeah, but now... we break!
[both sighing]
Reading material, sir?
I have the latest issue of Celeb Fuss Quarterly.
Or perhaps I can interest you in a Cool Stars in Jeans magazine?
Help! I've got chlorine in my eyes!
-Oh! Cup, we gotta do something! -No, Dino.
Remember, it's our chill-time day off.
The lifeguard's got it under control. Look.
-[whistle blowing] -[soft ballad playing]
Oh!!
-Oh, yeah, I don't know what to do. -It burns!!
Can anybody help? Anyone?
Like the two right over there.
Ugh. Fine. Let's do it.
I'm gonna need some fresh water and an ice cube - stat!
Easy.
Easy...
-And... -[drip]
I can see! I can see!!
-[cheering] -Stop. Stop, everybody.
-Come on. -It's all in a day's work.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have our butts to sit on.
-Get outta here. Go on, get outta here. [chuckling]
[both sighing]
Oh, boy, howdy, you sure can handle yourselves.
-Don't mention it. -Hey, listen.
There's some troublemakers around here, and my lifeguard posse's a little thin.
Okay, there's no posse at all. It's just me. Okay, I never had a posse.
I don't know why I said that. To be cool, I guess? I dunno. What's a posse?
-So will you help me? -Uh, thanks, but this is our day off,
-and we be chillin'... -We be chillin'.
I'm beggin' ya. These guys I'm talking about,
they're bad. Real bad. Who do you think messed up those towels?! Huh?
Who do you think?! Huh?
Uh, sorry, partner. We're outta the game!
-Literally just for today. -Aw...
We can only do so much, Dino.
Say, did you read that article in Former Couples magazine?
-Oh, yeah. Toby and Lara are through! -[clanging]
-[spaghetti western music] -[cackling]
-[popping] -[cackling]
Another day in the sunshine, runnin' this pool!
Life is good, life is good.
-[both] It sure is, Bruno. -[both cackling]
Yeah, alright!
-Yeah, gimme five. -Oh!
[laughter]
-Ugh. Who is that guy? -That's Big Bruno.
Him and his bad-boy goons act like they own the place.
Everyone's terrified of him.
-Well, that puts a bee in my bonnet! -Stay cool, Dino. It's our day off.
Besides, the lifeguard's got this.
-[laughter] -[lifeguard] Hey, uh...
Bruno, that's... enough.
What, you again? I'm sorry, uh, I don't have any diapers for you.
Why would I need diaper...? Oh, you're implying I'm a baby.
Well, I'm not! But even if I was, that'd be fine,
because this is a family pool!
Now I've asked you a hundred times, and this is the last.
No more horseplay!
Oh, no more horseplay? Let me just quickly consult my, uh...
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Oh, my cannonball...!!!
My eyes!
[contained voice] It's between them. We're not involved.
Right. Today... we relax.
-[banging] -Oh! Hey!
-Oh! -[laughter]
-I've had it! -[laughter]
You want law and order in this pool, you're gonna have to do it yourselves!
I quit!
-Aw, do ya quit? Okay, bye-bye. -[both] Ooh, bye-bye.
[Bruno] Best of luck in whatever else you do!
Hey, muffin boy, you wanna be a hero? [laughing]
Get it right, pal. He's a cupcake!
Ignore 'em, Dino. This isn't our battle.
Oh, yeah? Well, what about... now?
[grunting]
-[laughter] -Got you!
Soak you later, boys. [snickering]
Cup, I have a question. Do I resemble a clam right now?
Because I am steamed, Cupcake!! The way that a clam might be!
No one... undoes our general service - except us when we make mistakes!
-Are you with me, Dino? -All the way!
You gonna save us, misters?
The only ones who'll need saving... is them.
That's right. There's a couple new sheriffs in town.
Pool sheriffs!
[spaghetti western music]
-[whistle blowing] -Back of the line.
And if anybody else cuts in, I'm gonna go... off the deep end.
[laughing and grunting]
If you don't respect the swimmers, you'll be in... hot water!
[cackling]
Cannonball!
Don't mess with us, unless you wanna be...
swimming upstream without a paddle.
[Dino] Hmm. No sign of Bruno anywhere. I guess we won.
Classic pool cowards, Dino.
They dunk a few heads, wedgie a tween or two,
then skip town for nap time when the big boys roll up.
-And, yeah, I'm talking about us. -Big boys!
[both] Who loves the big boys?!
-[cheering] -[Dino] They like the big boys!
Aw, we got fans.
We should probably go over there and ruffle their hair,
maybe tell them to stay in school. Hey, ya still at school?! That guy is.
Good idea, Dino. Then we can get back to our do-nothing dishy-dish mags. Ha-ha.
Did you hear that Toby and Lara are still broken up?
-[Dino gasping] -Just read that.
-No!! -I just read that moments ago.
-Sheriffs, look out!! -[both in slo-mo] Huh?
[in slo-mo] Wet Willy time...
-[laughing in slow motion] -[screaming in slow motion]
-[both screaming] -[laughter]
These are your heroes? Look at 'em. They're just a couple of wet-eared wimps!
This is our pool. And don't you forget it.
He humiliated us, Cup.
No, not today. Not any day!
-Stop! This ends now! -[crowd gasping]
This pool ain't big enough for the five of us, Bruno.
Despite its large size and volume. Wonderful pool.
Big enough for the whole family.
-Come to the pool! But not today! -Dino!
Alright, yeah, you're right. It isn't. So I guess you should go.
Looks like we have to have a good old-fashioned showdown.
Loser dries out somewhere far away from here.
-In perpetuity!! -[all gasping]
-Okay, what do you have in mind? -Chicken fight. Sundown.
-Your crew versus me and my bro. -No, sirs.
-You don't want to do that. -Alright. You've got yourself a deal.
Start packing. We don't lose.
[laughter]
They seem oddly confident, Cup.
They're 10-time chicken-fight championship winners!
-Ten times? -It's a sport?
Your gooses are cooked! In pizza sauce.
People of the pool, our time is now.
My brother and I wrote a cheque that our butts can't cash.
-Our butts don't have bank accounts. -Thank you, Dino.
But if we all do this together, if you stand up with us,
nothing can stop us from taking this pool back from Bruno,
and then maybe catching up on some light reading.
Now, who's with us?!
-[soft gasp] -[woman clearing throat]
-Not the reception I was hoping for. -It's impossible!
You think you're the first pastry and yellow pony to ride in here
thinking you take down Bruno and his tasty goons?
There ain't nothin' we can do about it! We're scared!
-[all agreeing] -Enough chitchat.
Let's get this over with.
We thought you'd never show up.
You ready, you clowns?
This is gonna get ugly fast.
-You ready for... danger?! -Yeah!
Everyone got their life vests? Water wings? We all safe?
Okay, good. Let's go!!
-[grunting and exclaiming] -What's the matter, muffin man?
Am I too greasy to get a grip on?
-[laughing] -Oh! That's not fair!
-It's three versus two right off the jump! -[laughing]
-[grunting] -You like that? Can't catch me.
-[laughing] -He's too quick! I can't get to him!
You gotta help us, everyone! Together we can do this!
You're barking up the wrong tree, babies. These cowards would never help you.
They can't even help themselves! Ha-ha!
Oh! I'm sorry, everybody!
I tried, but they're too big, and we just can't do this on our own...!
[both screaming]
I'm with you, sirs. [grunting]
-Ah! -You're my heroes.
[all agreeing]
All together now.
[all] I'm with them!!!
Oh! We're doing it! [laughing]
We're a massive wet chicken of justice!
You... you can't do that. There's... there's too many of you.
That's right, Bruno. This pool is all of ours.
And don't you forget it.
But it's not... it's not fair!
-[screaming] -[cheering and laughter]
-Pfft! -I have a new rule.
No more food at the poolside.
I get to be the exception. I get to be the exception!!
[cheering]
Uh, hey, guys. I heard about what you did.
I'm sorry I didn't have the courage to do it myself.
Uh, listen, partner. This is your pool now. We have other jobs.
Like less specific, more general ones. But hey, kid, I think you'll do just fine.
Alright!
Hey, guys. What'd I miss? Seems like you had a nice relaxing day.
[both laughing]
[awkward laugh] I'm really not sure why this is funny.
-Did you not relax? -[laughter]
Why do you keep laughing? Do you need more towels?
Oh, no. Did I not bring enough towels?
Oh, Vicky's surprise gala is gonna be the most surprising surprise gala
in the history of gala surprises!
Can you imagine having the sway
to have a huge surprise party thrown just to honour you?
We threw a huge surprise party for you. There was a spaceship and a massive cake?
-Uh... apples and oranges. -Apples are nature's cake. Yum.
We should be writing our speech for the party tomorrow night, Dino.
But where do we start? Vicky's so nifty, it's hard to put into words.
[Cupcake] What do we have so far?
"Vicky's so nifty, it's hard to put into words."
Ugh, Dino, we've been staring at this page for hours.
Maybe we should just pack it in. I mean, this is the latest we've ever been up.
I tried staying up late once, but I fell asleep. True story.
-[bird call] -Oh! Did you hear that?
-I did. Sounded like a cute birdie. -[bird call]
Outside birdies are asleep. Oh! It's coming from inside Goody Bag!
Goody Bag's been closed for hours.
-Birdies? Bir-dies? -[bird call]
Okay, Cup, I'm worried these are ghost birds.
The worst kind of birds.
Hard to get rid of, because they're ghosts.
Uh, you there! You can't be in here, we're closed!
Unless you need something urgently, in which case: How can we help?
Hey. Sorry if we scared ya. I'm Bun. He's Iguana.
-We're the Goody Bag night shift. -Totally, or whatever.
Night shift? We didn't know Goody Bag had a night shift.
It's a quiet job, so we pass the time doing bird calls.
-[bird calls] -Nice.
[Cupcake] I am in love with your outfits!
-Yeah, of course. -You guys wanna hang with us?
Us? Really? These guys are so cool, and they want to hang out with us...
Quick, we have to something equally cool to solidify our compatibility.
Cool.
[jazzy music]
[both] Oooh...!!
We do all kinds of stuff to pass the time. Wanna see our favourite game?
It's called cabbage in trash!
-Swoosh. -Oh! So creative.
-Baguette Baseball - round one! -Yeah...
Got ya! You're out! Goal!
[laughing] What are the rules again?
No rules. Whatever.
-Oh! -[both] Cool...
No rules whatever.
We call this one "freezer graffiti"!
-[squeaking] -Voilà!
Oh! Even their drawings are cool.
Don't leave me. Oh! No, no, no, don't leave me, eagle!
You're so perfect. Like tears in the rain.
Nothing lasts forever.
Okay, Cup and Dino, now you're officially Night Shift.
Oh! I think I'm gonna cry. Ahem.
But my tears will be made of, like, fists and... and dynamite.
-Cool Tough tears. -[eagle shrieking]
[sighing] I can't believe this is the night shift.
So cool! You guys are my idols.
-I thought I was your idol. -I'm a multi-idol guy.
What about you guys? What do you do in the day?
Aha, nothing as fun as this. But we have a great job: General Services.
Oh, sounds general. Tell me more.
Oh! We guard treasure, we solve mysteries, mow lawns. People love it!
Right now, we're planning a surprise gala for our friend Vicky.
Mayor Vicky? She's your friend?
Oh, she's our best bestie friend.
Ah... intrigue.
Please go on. Tell us more!
Tell us everything.
And that's how I found out that I'm gluten-intolerant.
Okay. Well, other than that last story, you guys live a cool life.
Oh, you think so? Wh-wh-whoa! What time is it?
Who-cares-o'clock. Dot-com.
Ah, that's the best approach to time I've ever heard.
Dino! We stayed up all night!
And there's still so much to do before the party! Like our speech!
-What speech? -Let's go take a power nap,
-and then get back to work. -Thanks for the glimpse
into your tremendous lives. You're in our hearts...
[jazzy music]
Uh...
-Uh, Dino? -Don't... don't let me go.
[both sighing and snoring]
Aaah! How long was that nap? Dino! We're late for everything!
Ah!! Get your act together, Dino!!
Ugh. You look like a... like a wet sock.
Alright, checklist: Grab Grandma Steak's hors d'oeuvres,
and hightail it to the gala, where all will be okay.
Got it. I might sneak an hors-d'oeuvre taste in there,
but otherwise we're on the same page, 'cause, Cup, I gotta get a taste.
Huh. Cup, look, look. It's our cool friends from last night!
[gasping] Let's fix our hair and casually say hi.
-[slurping] -Ahem.
Grandma, you seem to have met our cool new friends.
Bun! Long time no see.
Who's Bun? I'm Cupcake B. Goody.
Um, no... that's my name.
Oh! And that's our General Services schedule!
Buh-bye, nobodies. We're you now. And we make it look gooood.
Shyeah, we do.
Dino, these guys are trying to steal our lives!
If they're us, then who are we? Oh!!
Can I be, like, a tough, weathered cop?
You're under arrest. You're under arrest!
Aw... Okay, you're not.
Why would Bun and Iguana wanna be us? Th-they have it so great!
Yeah, but bright side? Our idols want our lives! Flattered!
Come on, Dino, we've got to warn Hugo before they get to him. Oh!!
It's the life-thieves! And they're still looking good!
-[Cupcake] Hey, Hugo. -Ta-dah! It's the real us!
What? I'm sorry, but who are you guys?
-Probs just some dumb lost drifters. -We are not lost or drifters!
-Mr. Cupcake, sir, what's going on? -Hey, you're not us!
-You're you! Hugo, you gotta believe us! -Look into our eyes! They don't lie!
The only thing I believe is that I'm talking
to two very tired-looking, complete strangers -
who happen to be trespassing!
And that's a crime!
-You're scary when you're mad. -Am I? Sorry about that.
[laughter]
We gotta get back inside HQ and take our lives back.
[Bun] Oh, hi, guys. Sorry, this is our office now.
-What?! -[Iguana] All the best...
None of this is the best! None of it! Why are you stealing our lives?!
Believe it or not, the night shift isn't cool.
It's actually pretty boring. And your lives actually sounded good.
-So we decided to take them. -Pretty straightforward, really.
I don't like it, but it is simple.
Excuse us, Cup and Dino coming through.
You won't be able to keep this up. Someone will know you're not us!
I don't think so. I don't even believe you are you.
-[both] Whoa... -What the heck kind of mind trick is that?
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a party to attend
for our ultimate best friend Vicky.
She's gonna help us get rid of you guys... forever.
[gasping]
Jackets look good, by the way. Nice fit.
That was a nice thing they said about the jackets.
Yeah, it was very nice.
[both] Ah!!!
We've got to stop screaming and start running!
-We can do both! We have to do both!! -[both screaming]
[all] Surprise!!!
What?! Guys?! No way! This is amazing!
-Where are Cup and Dino? -Wazzup...
-Suckers. -Thanks so much for this, guys.
-It's our pleasure. -Are you ready for your speech?
Excuse you! We're eating?! And we wanna eat faster, so scram-oose.
-Are you guys okay? You don't seem okay. -Actually, Vic, we wanted to talk to you
about becoming the official general servicers of Big City.
-You know, 'cause we're such besties? -It's a boss idea.
Official general servicers of Big City? That doesn't exist.
It does now! Just sign here, here, and here and here and there.
This says Bun and Iguana: General Services. What gives, guys?
Rebrand, yeah.
-Keeping things fresh and cool. -Uh, okay, I guess.
And now, Cupcake and Dino will give a speech about their friend, Vicky!
A-a-a speech? Um... yeah, of course!
Yeah, yeah, we could... we could do a speech.
-Welcome to the, uh... gala. -[cheering and applause]
-Our friend is Vicky. -Good night!
[cricket chirring]
[gasping] Sorry.
-Stop! These two are posers! -[exclamations]
We met them last night and thought they were cool.
We marvelled at their incredible eagle graffiti!
Then they took our lives from under our noses!
I-I don't know what's going on. Who are you guys?
Someone call Municipal Secret Service on these chumps!
Municipal Secret Service? That doesn't exist either.
Okay. Security!!!
Vicky! It's me, Cup! And Dino! Don't you believe us?!
[whistles blowing]
-I, um... -C'mon, Vicky.
Clearly, we're the real Cup and Dino. Check this out.
♪ General Services ♪
Um, I, uh...
Vicky! You gotta believe us! We're on a table!
We were gonna do a speech tonight, but we didn't know where to start!
We have so much to say about you.
Uh, like the time we all went fishing and you saved Hugo from a shark?
-I haven't been able to bathe since. -[all gasping]
Or when we found that wizard's magic sceptre,
used it to see through time and now we know the future?
Oh, yeah, everyone should invest in gold...!
Gold.
Or just the fact that we get to be your best friend.
-It's pretty special. -Vicky, you mean everything to us!
Getting our lives stolen made us realize how lucky we are.
And cool! We're very cool! Like, even-with-no-leather-jackets cool.
See?! It's us! Droopy, old, tired us.
Only my best friends would find a way
to crash and ruin a party that they also threw for me.
-Surely you don't believe-- -But, Vicky, no...
And P.S.: You're clearly a bun and you're an iguana. So... Security!
You two can take your crummy identities back!
We don't need 'em! Mayor Vicky already signed the contract!
-[all gasping] -[man]: What are they talking about?
We run general services in this town now.
-Did anyone here see a contract? -Not me.
I just see a nice Vicky.
-[crowd cheering and whistling] -So cool!
Bummer-o'clock dot-com. Ugh...
Oh, what a perfect abuse of authority. I love it.
Let's party!!!
-[dance music] -[Vicky] Thanks, guys!
You're the best friends an underage mayor could ask for.
-Aw, that means a lot.
Hey, mind if we just take a quick catnap over here?
[sighing] Go ahead.
[both dropping and snoring]
Are they drooling? In the middle of the dance floor?
So cool.
[spaghetti western music]